RA MOVIES

I caught RA shows yesterday.If I was a porn director which I plan to include in my business when I get my papers,I wont be that bad. maybe in US.....not here...Illl get thrown out of the censorchip board building here.Im writing this in my hot-as-sauna office and my best friend is singing "You better shape up.....coz I need a man.........." I can't concentrate.Now she's complaining she needs to give birth even when she's not pregnant coz she's got period cramps. When I get periods cramps, all I ever do is shit.I saw "Womb Raider" yesterday....this RA movie which I expected it to be filled with hot steamy sex scenes. All I got was this girl called "Annie Body" that was stripping her top off searching for the wombs. Her name was Cara Croft. This pathetic Cara took of her freaking top everytime she sweats in the dessert, even ran naked in the dessert. Its a wonder rattlesnakes didn't bite her titties off. It was horrible. I went there with a girlfriend and in the end we discovered it was a lesbian show. Half of the people there were old white haired men who took 20 minutes walking from aisle to aisle just to get out of the freaking cinema. They already have their names engraved on their graves and they watch RA shows on Chinese New Year.I wasn't satisfied with Womb Raider, I wanted to see some cocks.... ( I know Im dating) Im just curious about the shows.Everyone looked at us during Womb Raider lesbian show.I did not withdraw more money...and we wanted to catch a second movie called "Sex Drive" but the picture of two girls hugging each other said enough. We dont want to watch another lesbian movie so we settled for a Philiipine movie called " Tampisay". I was digging for coins when my girlfriend exclaimed "Can you like not dig your coins in public, we already look like we are broke and horny.""I can use my credit card" But the Chinese lady who looks like a "wayang" actress did not look like she carry credit card machines nor NETS for all I care...... cold hard cash is the essentials here.So after ogling at all the naked photos of "SummerTime" etc, we bought Tampisay.Turns out that the sex scenes were practically just kissing and touching of body and the Filipino guy was not even cute. They kiss horribly and the movie turned out to be a sad tragic show.My girlfriend was forcing me to get out of the cinema.Seriously, I spent $17 bucks to get horny but I ended up fucking sad coz of the tragic movie.But the curiousity just gets to you....and it dawn on me that R(A) does not mean anything sex.Its just restricted to below 21 and since Im 23, its freaking sad...... I should just get my guy friends from US to somehow I dunno how.......... continously supply me with those artistic videos or I since I need to go Thailand frequently these days, I could even hope to snag some vidoes...... one thing I hate about Singapore again is the airport.You cant bring vidoes in of that nature etc....like the airport staff dont screw.So what if I always take SQ......it only means the bleeding security is tighter.The last time I came back here,I just got off the plane and I was wearing a sweater with zippers etc and only my bra inside....and I forgot that they make you take off your sweaters before they let you out into the main arrival area.Guess what? I had to strip........ lucky for me.... there were many people in the queue and so I squat hidden by everyone except the people infront and at the back of me who were busy talking....I just stripped of my sweater....praying someone wouldnt spot me...and ...and slip on a black t shirt. I wouldnt want them to ask me right at the sensor machines "Maam....could you take off your sweater please?" And lo and behold Im just standing there in my bra in front of this Malay policeman...I wouldnt mind just the cop..he's cute....but there are hundreds of people in the same flight as me...Anyway....I got away with that one....I like the name of porn stars....like that actress I saw yesterday....her name is Annie Body."Hi Im Annie....Annie Body...like I screw anybody.If I was a porn star..... I would name myself.... I dunno... What would you name yourself?I better shut up...... and stop spending money on movies.I still owe my university another 10k at least.... I just own a modelling business with my best friend.... and I just quit my programming job...that makes it 2k plus lesser a month..but it makes me a happier person...I finally DONT have to wake up at 8am anymore......and no more working on weekends.Unless theres a fashion thing going on........... I havent started helping my friend out at her cafe....yet. Even if I have to be a waitress, I dont mind.....anything to get my mind off the S word.Looking at my models portfolios aint helping either.....They got legs that goes on forever...... and Zahid is like insisting on sex after marriage....and Im no where near marriage....just sex....but knowing him....he can't stay away from me that long....My best friend wanted to sign up for pole dancing but I wanted erotic dancing..... so we both decided to give it one month trial each and then go back to our hip hop classes with our gorgeous teacher Marcus..... who uses Calvin Klein boxers......... enough said.Love ya, xoxo CD
ps:My next RA movie is "The Whore & The Whale"

Posted from Friendster: 29th January 2006