Why I HATE TRAINS

MRT'S are bad. period. I prefer the bus.... you can hide whatever you r reading..Playboy,FHM,just plain SEX BOOKS. You can be watching porn, as long as nobody is beside you, people don't care. You get to sit comfortably,you get to dream..... you get to sleep and miss your stop. You get to see people and laugh at those running for the bus. You can also catch the eye of a cute dude at the bus stop.
You can also point the middle finger at cuTe dude's girlfriend if he has one, otherwise, you can write your number on a piece of paper and throw it at him. Always do these when the bus moves off..... or else you will be embarassed if 1)he does not pick your paper up.2)he calls you a litter bug3)someone else like maybe an old dying AHPEK picks up your number....YOU SURE DIE!4)he stomps on it
The middle finger...do it when the bus is moving away too.....
MRT......... forget it.... first of all....if you can't get a seat....stop hoping you will get one. Coz you will never get one.Everybody reads what you are reading.......and for those of you with head phones like amplifiers....trust me.....not everyone likes your taste of music.Some people never bathe in the morning..... seriously...
I brushed against a lady's handbag this morning....and she clutched it like her husband's underwear was inside....and glared at me.... of course me being me....I DID not shut up..... i went like "Geez.... go wait for an empty train......whats that you are carrying? Gucci? LV? i could go on and on and on........ but apparently......she never understood....
I hate MRTS.... because there are no cute dudes.... all the cute dudes go to the first or the last cabin......all the sure-hell-is-better kind are all in the middle.... cute dudes don't talk in the morning......they just sleep........... so I hate MRT'S....
once a cute dude was not sleeping..... but his girlfriend was next to him...and she glared at me....coz I was checking out her boyfriend.... ok.... so what? he was looking at me too.... is it my fault that he rather look at me in the morning than her? I dont blame him....
MRT IS HARD------ coz its fast and if you are not sitting down....u might fall and end up on someone's lap........ I mean its the same in a bus....but for a train....there are more people... your "shame" is more.......
I hate MRT....I LOVE BUSES............... and taxis of course................... if this is New York....taking the train is gonna be pure heaven on earth....... left turn CUTE... right turn CUTE...... in Singapore.... right turn DISASTER...left turn I WANNA PUKE......

POSTED FROM FRIENDSTER: 1st September 2006